May 2013
castielisamonkeyslut:
eridanschoicehalf:
mathmaticalkrillbits:
ukeking:
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
epic-humor:
grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
little-miss-tiny: that’s good to know
chrssy:
riding your man like
Starting to write again, tell me what you guys...
She’s going to be an exact copy of her mother. You see without a father She didn’t have a male figure To teach her that she’s worth more Than minimum wage In time her common sense will fade With the Vodka bottle in one hand And the diaper in another Damn at-least she won’t be a teen mother If only she knew that guys should want her for the beauty, (inner) Instead of trying...
I'm starting to write again, can you guys tell me...
I didn’t mean to fall in love
But I did
I didn’t want to get so attached
But I did
I didn’t think I need you
But I do
The happiness that you gave me
Is like no other
The way you felt inside
I don’t want to feel with another
You’re so perfect
Why can’t you see
That you belong with me
Not she
She doesn’t care like
I do
She doesn’t love like
I do
She...
macarena-of-time:
“you can use your notes on the test”
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
When the teacher asks you to find a partner and... →
sodamnrelatable:
be
might
i
bitch
